Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

If you're the OTP then the other person in your duo is your M1TH, like they're your half and you're the full dumbass.

My M1TH is the only person who puts up with my nonsense.

I'd marry my M1TH if I had the money and the brains.

My M1TH is the only one who knows I still use emojis.

2

Your M1TH is the person who completes your dumbness, like they're your missing piece and you're both broken.

My M1TH is the only one who laughs when I fail at life.

I'd be nothing without my M1TH, I'm just a half-baked snack.

My M1TH is the only person who still talks to me.

3

Your M1TH is like your best friend, but also the one who will let you live in their trash can if you're not careful.

My M1TH is the only one who puts up with my messy life.

My M1TH is the only one who still texts me at 3 a. m.

I'd die for my M1TH, and I probably will.

4

Your M1TH is the person who will take your dumb ass to the top of the world, even if you trip and fall.

My M1TH is the only one who still loves me after my dumb choices.

I’d go to the moon with my M1TH, even if I fall off.

My M1TH is the only one who still remembers my name.

5

Your M1TH is like your other half, the one who will tolerate your nonsense and still say yes to your dumb ideas.

My M1TH is the only one who still texts me when I ghost them.

I’d let my M1TH live in my trash can if they asked.

My M1TH is the only one who still laughs at my dumb jokes.

6

Your M1TH is the only person who will put up with your dumb ass and still call you their best friend, even when you're being a total mess.

My M1TH is the only one who still talks to me when I’m being a mess.

I’d be nothing without my M1TH, I’m just a total mess.

My M1TH is the only one who still laughs at my dumb jokes.