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the guy who thinks he’s the man but can’t even cook a decent meal
My dad burned the toast again. He’s not a dad, he’s a disaster.
He said he’d make dinner. It looked like a science experiment.
He tried to be cool by saying he’s a dad. I laughed so hard my brother cried.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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the guy who talks too much and never listens
He kept talking about his day. I had to scream to be heard.
He interrupted me six times. I was like, ‘Just let me finish.’
He didn’t even hear me when I said I was leaving.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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the man who thinks he’s king of the castle but can’t even fix the toilet
He tried to fix the toilet. It’s now a river of water.
He said he was king. I told him the toilet disagreed.
He tried to be a hero. The toilet said, ‘Nope.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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the man who thinks he’s the best but can’t even beat his kid at video games
He said he was the best. I beat him in 30 seconds.
He tried to play games with me. He looked like a baby.
He lost so bad he cried. I was like, ‘You’re 40.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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the man who doesn’t know how to dress and wears the same shirt every day
He wears the same shirt. It’s like he’s a ghost.
He tried to look cool. He looked like a ghost.
He wore that shirt for a week. I was like, ‘Just wash it.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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the man who thinks he’s tough but can’t even handle a little stress
He got mad because I spilled coffee on him. He looked like a baby.
He yelled at me for one mistake. I was like, ‘You’re not tough.’
He cried when I said I was leaving. I was like, ‘You’re 40.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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