m1ndofzayn

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so cool and hot like a firecracker in a summer shower. My celebrity crush is so bad I might cry. Too bad they’re with Zayn Malik and I have to watch from the sidelines.
I saw them together and my heart broke like a broken pizza box.
They’re so cute I want to throw up.
I’m jealous of them and my feelings are like a broken toy.
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The biggest larrie in the whole wide world. Like the size of a mountain and the annoyance of a mosquito.
She’s louder than a screaming baby at 3 a. m.
She’s like a loudspeaker in a quiet room.
She’s the loudest larrie I’ve ever seen.
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Larry is my favorite larrie, she’s like a golden retriever with a attitude. She’s so cute I might faint.
She’s like my best friend and my crush all in one.
I love her so much it’s like a second heartbeat.
She’s like my favorite pizza and my favorite song combined.
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The best buzzin and no stunt larrie and ziam out there. She’s so good she thinks Louis, Liam, and Zayn aren’t even real.
She’s so good I think she’s a wizard.
She’s better than my mom and my teacher combined.
She’s so good she thinks Zayn isn’t even real.
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