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the most beautiful person in the whole wide world. you are the opposite of that, you ugly maggot

you're like a burnt burger and she's a five-star steak

i saw her and you looked like a sad sock

she's the sun and you're a flickering candle

the queen of hotness. you're just a sad, sweaty blob with no style

she walks in and you fade into the background like a bad joke

i'd rather eat a taco than be you

she's the main course and you're the sad side dish

the ultimate looker. you're the reason why people use the word 'meh'

she's a superhero and you're a confused sidekick

i'd take a bullet for her, not you

she's the main event and you're the encore that no one wants