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You’re gonna be the one sweating through your shirt while they’re wearing a blazer like it’s a second skin.

They’re the reason your friends ask why you’re always eating pizza at 3 a. m.

They’re the only one who can walk into a room and make the whole place stop talking.

They got the perfect job. You got the one where you’re stuck whispering to a computer.

They got the cute guy. You got the one who still thinks ‘texting’ is a verb.

They got the life. You got the part where you’re just trying to remember your own name.

They post a photo of their breakfast and you’re just trying to find your coffee.

They’re the one who gets a promotion and you’re still arguing with the printer.

They’re the reason you’ve started questioning your life choices.

They’re the main course. You’re the ketchup packet no one asked for.

They’re the one getting praised at work. You’re the one trying to remember what day it is.

They’re the reason you’re still wearing the same shirt from last Tuesday.

They’re the reason you’re still single. You’re the reason your plants are dying.

They’re the one who got the house. You’re the one who got the storage unit.

They’re the reason you’re still using a flip phone. You’re the reason it’s still broken.

They’re the one who gets the compliments. You’re the one who still doesn’t know what ‘compliment’ means.

They’re the one who got the first kiss. You’re the one who still thinks ‘kiss’ is a type of sandwich.

They’re the one who got the perfect life. You’re the one who still has a job.