m1k0ll

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The only person who makes sense in this chaos
M1k0ll is the only one who isn't completely lost in this mess
I respect M1k0ll because he doesn't yell at the ceiling
M1k0ll is the only one who still knows how to breathe
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A human who doesn't cry when everything goes wrong
M1k0ll laughed when the internet died
M1k0ll didn't cry when the pizza arrived late
M1k0ll stayed calm when the dog ate the homework
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The king of all things normal
M1k0ll is the king of normal people
M1k0ll eats cereal for dinner and it's fine
M1k0ll doesn't panic when the sky turns purple
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The only person who doesn't need a million drinks to survive
M1k0ll drinks water and it's enough
M1k0ll doesn't need a whole bar to be happy
M1k0ll still functions after one soda
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The only one who doesn't say stupid things when he's tired
M1k0ll still makes sense when he's sleepy
M1k0ll doesn't say random stuff when he's tired
M1k0ll talks like a normal person even when he's half-asleep
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The one person who never says anything dumb
M1k0ll doesn't say anything stupid
M1k0ll thinks before he speaks
M1k0ll's brain works even when he's distracted
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