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The king of the herd who makes everyone look like a sad chump
That goat just walked in and my whole squad went silent like we were all embarrassed.
He posted a selfie with 50 likes and I had 2.
He said 'I’m not flexing, I’m just being me' and I said 'You’re being me and I’m being dead.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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The person who eats your lunch and then asks for a second helping
He took my last taco and then asked for a burrito.
He ate my snack and then asked for a drink.
He finished my pizza and then asked for dessert.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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The human version of a spotlight that only shines on him
He walked in and everyone turned to look at him like he was a celebrity.
He sat down and the whole room gasped like he was the president.
He said 'hello' and the crowd went wild like he was rockstar.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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The guy who shows up and takes your throne
He walked in and my throne was gone.
He sat on my throne and I had to stand.
He took my throne and I had to sit on the floor.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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The goat who thinks he’s the only one who matters
He said 'I’m the best' and I said 'No, you’re just loud.'
He walked in and everyone else faded into the background.
He said 'I’m the only one who matters' and I said 'You’re the only one who talks.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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The person who eats the whole cake and then asks for frosting
He ate the whole cake and then asked for extra frosting.
He finished my cake and then wanted sprinkles.
He took the cake and then asked for a cherry on top.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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