M1A2 Abrams

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The only thing that can make your enemy cry before they die
My brother saw an M1A2 Abrams and started sobbing like a baby.
The enemy saw the Abrams and screamed, 'I don’t wanna die!'
My teacher said, 'If you don’t do your homework, I’ll send an Abrams after you.'
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A giant metal monster that eats tanks for breakfast
The Abrams came and ate my tank like it was a burger.
I told my friend, 'That Abrams is gonna eat your tank and your lunch.'
My dad said, 'That Abrams is a meat-eating tank.'
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The reason your enemy’s tank is now a pile of junk
My enemy’s tank is now a pile of junk because of the Abrams.
The Abrams hit my tank and now it’s just junk.
My mom said, 'That Abrams turned your tank into junk.'
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A tank that doesn’t just run over things, it smashes them into pieces
The Abrams smashed my tank into pieces like it was a cake.
My friend said, 'That Abrams smashes tanks into pieces.'
I told my brother, 'If you don’t stop playing video games, the Abrams will smash you into pieces.'
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The reason your enemy is now dead and you’re still alive
My enemy is dead because of the Abrams.
I said, 'That Abrams killed my enemy.'
My dad said, 'That Abrams killed your enemy and saved your life.'
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A tank that doesn’t just hit things, it hits them so hard they explode
The Abrams hit my tank so hard it exploded.
I told my friend, 'That Abrams hits tanks so hard they explode.'
My mom said, 'That Abrams exploded your tank.'
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