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The M1911 is a tough, reliable, and sometimes temperamental gun that shoots .45 bullets. It was made by a guy named John Browning and used by soldiers for decades before getting replaced by a smaller, weaker gun.
I dropped my M1911 in a river and it still worked. The M9? It drowned.
My brother shot a bear with his M1911 and the bear cried.
I tried to use my M1911 as a doorstop. It laughed at me.