M17A2

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A face mask so cool it makes your whole face look like a war zone. The Gulf War’s favorite accessory, often paired with a chemical hood that makes you look like a mad scientist who drinks beer through a tube.
My uncle wore it like it was a crown. He drank coffee through that tube like it was a royal decree.
I tried to wear it once. My face looked like it had been through a blender and a fire.
My brother said it was the only thing that kept him from crying during the Gulf War.
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A mask so tough it could survive a nuclear explosion. The M6A2 hood makes it look like you’re wearing a helmet from a superhero who also drinks beer.
My cousin said it looked like he was ready to fight a dragon and have a snack at the same time.
I wore it to school and got in trouble for looking like a mad scientist who also wanted to beat up the principal.
My friend said it was the only thing that kept him from screaming during a loud rock concert.
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A face filter that makes you look like you just came out of a war zone and also have a drinking tube. The M6A2 hood makes you look like you’re ready to take on the entire world and still have time to eat.
My dad wore it like it was a badge of honor. He drank soda through it like it was a mission from God.
I wore it to a party and got asked if I was a robot who also liked beer.
My brother said it was the only thing that kept him from crying during a really loud video game.
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