M14

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A fancy rifle that looks like a cool old guy, but it’s got a temper. It’s got wood, a tiny hole for aiming, and it fires like a beast. It can go full automatic, but it’s so wobbly it makes you look like a drunk pigeon.

My cousin got one and said it looked like it came out of a museum. He was wrong. It kicked like a donkey.

I tried to fire it full auto and missed the wall. I hit the neighbor’s cat.

My brother said it’s the only rifle that can make a zombie cry. I believe him.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A part of Manchester that’s so rough it makes your teeth hurt. It’s got Moss Side, Fallowfield, and Rusholme. If you live there, you’re either tough or you’re dead.

My uncle lives in Moss Side and says it’s like a war zone. I believe him.

My friend got jumped in Rusholme and now he walks with a limp and a badge of honor.

My cousin moved there and came back with a tattoo that says 'I survived Fallowfield.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A gang so bad they make the Olympians look like babies. They take down legends and leave them in the dirt.

My friend’s brother joined the M14 and now he’s famous. He says it’s all glory and no sleep.

I saw a video of them taking down an Olympian and it was like a movie. They didn’t even break a sweat.

My cousin said he’d rather be a zombie than join the M14. I believe him.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A gun in a zombie game that’s so good it makes you feel like a god. It’s got 20 bullets, it shoots far, and it’s got more attachments than your ex.

I got the M14 and I felt like a superhero. I killed 10 zombies with one shot.

My friend tried to get it and he said it was harder than getting a date.

I attached everything to it and now it looks like a robot. It’s awesome.

by Slangipedia 8d ago