M134 Minigun

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The M134 is like a Gatling gun that decided to be a toddler and started throwing bullets instead of tantrums. It fires 50 bullets a second and takes about 1.5 seconds to get its act together, but when it does, it’s like a kid who just finished their homework and is ready to take over the world.
My dog ran away when the minigun started firing.
The minigun didn’t stop until the guy ran out of bullets and started yelling.
I tried to sneak up on it and got shot in the face.
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This minigun is the reason why bullets have a union. It shoots so fast, you might as well be wearing a bulletproof vest and a helmet, just in case. It takes a little bit to warm up, but once it’s going, it doesn’t stop until you’re all dead or it runs out of ammo.
The minigun made my breakfast cereal go flying.
I had to hide under the couch when it started firing.
The minigun was louder than my mom’s voice when she’s mad.
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The M134 is like a bullet machine that’s been drinking energy drinks. It can fire 50 bullets every second and it takes a little time to start, but once it’s going, it’s like a bullet tornado and you’re just a meat target in the middle of it.
I got shot in the arm when the minigun started going wild.
The minigun was so loud, my neighbor came out to check if there was a fire.
I tried to run away, but the minigun just kept shooting.
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This gun is the reason why bullets are never late. It fires 50 bullets every second and it takes about 1.5 seconds to get going, but when it does, it’s like a bullet parade and you’re just standing there waiting for your turn to get obliterated.
I got hit by the minigun while I was eating a sandwich.
My friend ran away screaming when the minigun started firing.
The minigun made my dog hide under the bed.
5
The M134 is like a bullet party that never ends. It shoots so fast you might as well be at a concert and the drums are made of bullets. It takes a little time to get going, but once it starts, it’s nonstop chaos and you’re just there for the ride.
I got hit by the minigun while I was trying to text my friend.
The minigun was so loud, my cat ran out of the house.
I tried to run away, but the minigun just kept shooting.
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This gun is like a bullet hurricane that’s been trained to fire. It can shoot 50 bullets every second and it takes about 1.5 seconds to start, but once it does, it’s like a bullet storm and you’re just the poor person stuck in the middle of it.
The minigun made me drop my phone.
My friend got hit in the leg and started crying.
The minigun was so loud, I thought my mom was yelling at me again.
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