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The M1 Abraham is a big metal monster that the U. S. Army uses to crush enemies like a fat kid on the playground. It's not the same as the Israeli tanks, which are more like the nerdy cousin who never fights back.
My cousin drove an M1 Abraham. He said it felt like being in a toaster during a lightning storm.
The M1 Abraham is the only thing that can beat my uncle's rage when he loses at poker.
I told my teacher the M1 Abraham was like a giant robot with a temper. She said I was right, but I got detention anyway.