m0w

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A m0w is when you talk so dumb it sounds like you got your brain stolen by a toddler and a raccoon.

Bro, you just called a pizza a "circle of cheese." You’re a m0w.

My mom said I was a m0w after I asked if the moon was a "big cheese ball in the sky."

He tried to explain quantum physics like it was a "bunch of fancy doodles." That’s a m0w.

To m0w is to say things so stupid it makes your brain feel like it’s been run over by a dump truck full of farts.

She m0wed the whole room by saying, "Why do we need pants? They’re just fabric socks."

He m0wed during a debate by arguing that the sky is blue because "it’s just the color of a bored cloud."

They m0wed the entire meeting by stating that gravity is a "bored elephant on a leash."

A m0w is when you’re so dumb you think a toilet is a fancy chair and a dictionary is just a list of insults.

He m0wed when he said, "I don’t need a dictionary. I know what a word is. It’s just a fancy insult."

She m0wed the class by saying, "Toilets are just fancy chairs for people who sit too much."

He got called a m0w for thinking the moon was a "bored pizza in the sky."

To m0w is to make your brain look like it’s been dipped in glue and set on fire by a toddler.

He m0wed the whole conversation by saying, "I don’t know what time it is. I just know it’s the wrong time."

She m0wed when she said, "Why do we need schools? We can just argue about everything in the park."

They m0wed the whole town by saying, "The sun is just a giant flashlight in the sky."

A m0w is someone who thinks a spoon is a magic wand and a calculator is just a fancy abacus for people who can’t count.

He m0wed when he said, "A spoon is a magic wand. It makes your soup feel special."

She got called a m0w for thinking the moon was a "big spoon in the sky."

He m0wed the class by saying, "Why do we need calculators? I can count in my head, and I’m not even trying."