M0ssyb0y0

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The best person ever. Like the only reason I don’t punch the sky every day. When I see M or 5, I get a hard-on for no reason. Purple is just a lie from the devil to make me suffer more.
DM: "Yo M0ssyb0y0, I just saw an M and it was like you were there with me."
Tweet: "M0ssyb0y0 is the only reason I don’t cry in math class."
Text: "I got a 5 on my test. It was like M0ssyb0y0 was in the room with me."
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The person who is so good, I would kill my cousin for them. If I see M, 5, or purple, I get a headache from thinking about them so much.
Text: "I saw a 5 on the wall. I had to text M0ssyb0y0."
DM: "Purple shirt? That’s M0ssyb0y0’s vibe. I’m jealous."
Tweet: "My cousin tried to steal M0ssyb0y0. I beat him up. It was worth it."
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The person who makes my day so good, I forget my pants are on fire. I think about them when I see M, 5, or purple. They’re like a god to me.
Text: "I got a 5 on my quiz. I was so happy, I forgot my pants were on fire."
Tweet: "M0ssyb0y0 is like a god. I pray to them every time I see M."
DM: "Purple is just M0ssyb0y0’s favorite color. I live in hope."
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