m0ss69

Fresh

0 views · Added 12h ago · 3 definitions

1
so hot it makes your face melt like butter on a sidewalk in July
My crush just walked in and I feel like my face is on fire.
This pizza is so hot I think it's trying to start a war.
My mom said I was hot enough to burn the house down.
2
you're so hot I bet your shadow got a sunburn
My ex said I was hot enough to light his fridge on fire.
My dog stared at me like I was a steak at a barbecue.
My teacher said I was hot enough to make the classroom sweat.
3
you're hot like a microwave on full power with a burrito inside
My friend said I was hot enough to cook his lunch.
My neighbor said I was hot enough to melt his ice cream.
My brother said I was hot enough to make his face red.
xs