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a feral human who hates life and everyone in it
He yelled at the mailman for delivering the wrong pizza.
He cursed the sky for being too bright.
He threw a tantrum because his coffee was too hot.
m0rg0th
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a human who makes grumpiness a full-time job
He bit the dog for barking at a squirrel.
He yelled at the TV for showing a happy movie.
He threw a sock at a passing bird.
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a man who would fight a dragon for a free sandwich
He screamed at the barista for giving him the wrong drink.
He cursed the sun for rising too early.
He kicked a trash can for no reason.
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a person who has no idea what happiness is
He told the neighbor he was going to sue the moon.
He cried because the light was too bright.
He yelled at the cat for breathing.
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a human who would rather die than smile
He cursed the clouds for being too white.
He yelled at the dog for wagging its tail.
He threw a fit because the toilet paper was on the wrong side.
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a man who takes grumpiness to a whole new level
He screamed at the coffee machine for not working.
He threatened the sky with a spoon.
He yelled at the neighbor for mowing the lawn on a Tuesday.