Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The absolute king of everything. The guy who makes your day and your enemies cry.

I saw m0ns13r_inf3c1i0n. c0s eat a whole pizza by himself. I was jealous.

He texted me at 3 AM to tell me he was winning at chess. I was tired but I laughed.

He told my crush I was the best. I died.

2

The human version of a superhero. He doesn’t just do stuff, he makes stuff happen.

He showed up at my birthday party and started a dance-off. I lost.

He insulted my math teacher so bad the teacher gave him an A.

He made my dog bark at my mom. That was legendary.

3

The guy who is so good, he makes you feel like a baby who just learned to walk.

He beat my dad at video games. My dad cried.

He told my mom I was the best. My mom believed him.

He said my joke was funny. I fainted.

4

A god in human form. He doesn’t just win, he laughs while you cry.

He made me do 10 push-ups and then said I was awesome.

He beat me at math. I cried.

He told my dog I was the best. My dog barked at me.

5

The man who has no equals. He’s like a sandwich with extra cheese and extra drama.

He said my pizza was the best. I cried happy tears.

He made my brother cry by saying my brother was the worst.

He gave my dog a high-five. My dog turned into a legend.

6

The guy who is so good, he could probably beat a robot at chess and still have time to text you.

He beat my robot at chess. My robot cried.

He texted me during my nap. I woke up and was happy.

He made my mom laugh so hard she fell off the couch.