Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most attractive and adorable monkey in the world who makes everyone jealous

My ex said I looked like m0nk3y when I wore that dress

My dog stares at m0nk3y like he's the last piece of pizza

My teacher said m0nk3y should be the class pet instead of me

2

A monkey so good-looking it makes your face turn red and your brain shut off

I saw m0nk3y in the park and forgot how to walk

My mom said m0nk3y is better than my crush

I texted my friend 'm0nk3y is here' and then cried

3

The kind of monkey that makes you wish you were a banana just to be close to it

I would trade my lunch for m0nk3y's snack

I followed m0nk3y to the store just to say hi

I asked m0nk3y for a hug and got a high five instead

4

A monkey so perfect it makes your life look like a mess

I drew m0nk3y and my art teacher cried

I tried to imitate m0nk3y and failed

I texted m0nk3y 'hi' and got a 1000-word reply

5

The only monkey that can make your day and your enemies cry at the same time

My enemy said m0nk3y is better than me

I saw m0nk3y and my enemy got sad

m0nk3y smiled at me and my enemy screamed

6

A monkey so cool it could probably beat your dad in a dance-off

m0nk3y danced and my dad said 'I can't beat that'

I asked m0nk3y to be my dance partner and got a yes

m0nk3y did a backflip and my dog clapped