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she’s the top dog and will never let you down, even if you act like a moron

She’s the best. You’re the worst. Don’t make me slap you again.

She’s gonna take care of you, even if you’re too dumb to notice.

She’s the best. You’re the reason why we all have to suffer.

she’s the only sane person in your life and will never stop being your emotional support

She’s the only one who still talks to you. The rest of us are just waiting for you to die.

She’s your emotional support. You’re just a burden.

She’s still here. You’re not. That’s saying something.

she’s the best friend you’ve ever had and will always be there, even when you’re being a pain in the ass

She’s the best friend. You’re the pain in the ass. Don’t make her regret it.

She’s still here. You’re still being a pain. That’s a win for her.

She’s your best friend. You’re the reason why she’s still sane.