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A bunch of snotty Danish kids who make terrible movies like 'Osnabrück on fire am Main', 'Cykeldima i Ukraine', and 'Reklamer'. They think they're cool, but they're just a bunch of farts in a classroom.
'We’re not just making movies, we’re making history!', said no one ever.
Erik tried to explain the plot, but it was just a bunch of yelling and fire.
Mads said 'Reklamer' was the best movie ever. It was 17 minutes of static and a goat.
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Five Danish boys and one old teacher who think they're filmmakers. Their movies are so bad, they should be banned from the cinema and the internet.
Pete Simmons tried to help them, but he just made it worse.
Lasse was the ‘prospect’ but he didn’t know what a movie was.
Niels and Jeppe fought over the remote control during 'Cykeldima i Ukraine'.
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A gang of Danish boys who made movies so bad, they should be locked in a room with a goat and a VHS player.
Erik thought the goat was the star of the movie. It wasn’t.
Mads tried to make a movie with a goat, a fire, and a goat who hated him.
Niels and Jeppe fought over the goat, the fire, and the remote control.
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Five Danish kids who make movies that are worse than a goat’s lunch. Their teacher tried to help, but he just made it worse.
Lasse tried to explain the movie, but he just made it longer.
Pete Simmons watched the movie and cried.
Jeppe said the goat was the best part of the movie. It wasn’t.
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A group of Danish boys who think they're filmmakers. Their movies are so bad, they should be banned from the cinema and the goat’s lunch.
Erik’s movie was just a goat, a fire, and a lot of yelling.
Mads tried to make a movie with the goat, the fire, and a goat who hated him.
Niels and Jeppe fought over the remote control, the goat, and the fire.
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