m00t

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The guy who runs 4chan. He’s a weirdo who uses a cartoon cat as his avatar. He’s like the king of chaos.
"M00t just posted a meme that made my brain explode."
"M00t is the reason I stay up until 3 AM."
“M00t is the reason I’ve never finished a single homework assignment.”
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A silly word that started as a fake legal problem and now means something is totally irrelevant. Like it’s not even worth thinking about.
“That argument is so m00t, it’s like arguing about the color of the sky at midnight.”
“Why are we even talking about that? It’s completely m00t.”
“That guy’s opinion is m00t. He doesn’t even know what he’s talking about.”
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When you go solo and get off. Girls use fingers, toys, or vibes. Boys use whatever they can find. It’s the most basic form of happiness.
“I was m00t-ing in the bathroom while my mom was on the phone.”
“I got m00t-ed so hard, I forgot my own name.”
“I was m00t-ing during lunch and got caught.”
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People use m00t because the W key is too far. It’s like they’re too lazy to move their fingers.
“I typed m00t instead of w00t because I was too lazy to move my hand.”
“Why do people use m00t? It’s like they’re too lazy to press the W key.”
“I used m00t because I don’t know how to type properly.”
5
A mix of moo and w00t. It’s like when you’re super happy and you can’t believe what’s happening.
“I got an A on my test and m00t-ed like a madman.”
“I saw my crush and m00t-ed so hard, I almost broke my keyboard.”
“When I won the game, I m00t-ed so loud, the whole class heard me.”
6
A shout of joy from the legendary fishbot. It’s like when you finally beat a level or got the last pizza slice.
“I m00t-ed when I beat the game.”
“I got the last slice of pizza and m00t-ed like a madman.”
“When I passed the test, I m00t-ed so hard, my teacher got mad.”
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A feeling so good it’s like you just won the lottery. It’s pure happiness in its most basic form.
“I felt m00t when I got my first job.”
“When I passed the test, I felt m00t like I had won the lottery.”
“I m00t-ed so much, I almost jumped out of my chair.”
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