M00slim man

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A man who tries his best but still can't stop everyone from being dumb. He keeps it halal, but sometimes it feels like a curse.

Bro, M00slim man is like the guy who tries to stop the whole class from eating pizza during math test. It's a holy war.

M00slim man told me to stop robbing the store, but I just said 'you ain't the boss of me, you're just the guy who brings the halal snacks.'

M00slim man is the only one who doesn't laugh when I fail my math test. He just says 'you're still a good man.' Like, what? I'm failing math?

He’s the guy who tells you to stay out of trouble, even when you’re in the middle of a fight with the principal. He’s like the dad of the school.

M00slim man walked into the middle of my fight with the principal and said, 'you two are both dumb, but I’m the one who brings the snacks.'

I told M00slim man I was going to skip school. He said, 'you're going to regret it when you're old and broke.'

M00slim man told me to stop eating my lunch in the hallway. I said, 'you're not my mom.' He said, 'you're not my kid.'

A man who’s trying to be cool but still can’t stop you from being a total mess. He’s like the calm in the storm of chaos.

M00slim man tried to stop me from throwing my lunch at the teacher. I said, 'you're not the boss of me.' He said, 'you're not the boss of me either.'

M00slim man told me to stop talking during the test. I said, 'you're not even taking the test.' He said, 'I’m taking it in my head.'

M00slim man tried to keep me from getting suspended. I said, 'you’re like the guy who keeps the chaos from getting too wild.' He said, 'exactly.'