m00nrunes

Fresh

0 views · Added 15h ago · 3 definitions

That bearded ho in the corner who thinks she’s a goddess

She walked in like she owned the place. She did. She owned the place and my dignity.

She tried to talk to me like I was her equal. I’m not. I’m her equal and her ex.

I saw her in the mirror. She looked at me. I ran.

The fanny with facial hair who thinks she’s a legend

She flexed her beard like it was a trophy. It was. It was a trophy and my soul.

She said she’s been around since the dawn of time. I said, ‘Yeah, and I’ve been around since the dawn of your bad decisions.’

She posted a selfie with her beard. I posted a death threat.

That hairy-faced tramp who thinks she’s a rockstar

She screamed at the bar like she was on stage. She was. She was on stage and I was in the front row crying.

She tried to sing. I tried to forget I ever heard music.

She said she’s a rockstar. I said, ‘Yeah, and I’m a rockstar who’s been buried under your beard.’