Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so clueless they think a sandwich is a type of math problem.

Bro, you tried to eat a sandwich like it was a calculus exam.

She asked if the sky was blue because she thought it was a question.

He tried to text me using only emojis and a toaster.

2

What you do when you're too lazy to take your pants off.

He did the m00k in the middle of a meeting.

She m00ked in the grocery store aisle.

They m00ked while the teacher was out.

3

A person so tiny they get lost in a toaster.

That m00k was so small he hid in my sock drawer.

She was a m00k and couldn’t even open a jar of pickles.

He was a m00k and got stuck in the vending machine.

4

The opposite of ‘I hate my life’, like ‘I love my life, and also my dog and my tacos.’

That m00k was so cool he turned his homework into a rap battle.

She was m00k and turned her math test into a dance party.

He was m00k and turned his lunch into a symphony.