m00finator

My aunt is a m00finator. She eats 10 muffins a day and smells like a bakery exploded in her pants.

My boss is a m00finator. He eats muffins during meetings and makes everyone cough.

My neighbor is a m00finator. He eats muffins at 3 a. m. and yells at the moon.

My dad is a m00finator. He fights muffins every morning and has a beard that looks like a muffin factory exploded.

My brother is a m00finator. He fights muffins during breakfast and wins every time.

My cousin is a m00finator. He fights muffins at night and wakes up with muffin crumbs in his hair.