m00fin

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A muffin that thinks it’s a king and will probably take over the world with a side of scones and a lot of drama.

I just ate a m00fin and now I want to rule the world.

That m00fin looked at me like I was beneath it.

My m00fin is plotting world domination while I’m at work.

M00fin is like a muffin, but with a 1337 twist and a little bit of evil.

M00fin is just a fancy word for a muffin that thinks it’s cooler than you.

I’m not just eating a muffin, I’m eating a m00fin.

My m00fin is trying to take over my lunch break.

M00fin is a muffin that also has a personality and will probably steal your heart.

That m00fin is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

I fell for my m00fin and now I can’t eat normal muffins anymore.

My m00fin is my soulmate and I’m not even sure why.