m00c0w

Bro just asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I said no. He said, 'You’re gonna regret that.' I did. He was in my pants by lunch.

My crush is a m00c0w. He followed me to the grocery store and asked if I wanted a discount on chips. I said no. He said, 'I’ll take it.'

My little brother is a m00c0w. He asked my mom if he could go to the park with me. She said yes. He asked if he could go to my house. She said yes. He asked if he could go to my pants. She said no. He cried.

My cousin is a m00c0w. He told the cop he was cool. The cop said, 'You’re not cool.' He beat him up. Now the cop thinks he’s cool.

My friend is a m00c0w. He walked into the principal’s office and said, 'You’re not cool.' The principal said, 'I am.' He beat him up. Now the whole school thinks he’s cool.

My dog is a m00c0w. He bit the mailman. The mailman said, 'You’re not cool.' The dog said, 'I am.' The mailman said, 'You’re not.' The dog beat him up.

My brother is a m00c0w. He yelled ‘OMFG’ in the library. The librarian cried. Now she thinks he’s cool.

My friend is a m00c0w. He yelled ‘OMFG’ in the library. The librarian cried. She gave him a cookie. Now he’s cool.

My dog is a m00c0w. He yelled ‘OMFG’ in the library. The librarian cried. She gave him a cookie. Now he’s cool too.