Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man with flabby chest meat that makes you want to punch him.

My dad is a m00b and he still thinks he's a tough guy.

She called me a m00b in the middle of class. I cried.

He wore a shirt that showed his m00b. I laughed so hard I got kicked out.

2

A clueless newbie who thinks Moby is a real person and follows him around like a lost puppy.

He’s a m00b and still thinks Moby is his best friend.

She texts Moby every day. She’s a m00b.

He dressed up like Moby for the school play. He’s a m00b.

3

A typo so bad it makes your brain hurt and your mom cry.

He wrote n00b instead of m00b. His brain hurt.

She said m00b instead of n00b. Her mom cried.

He tried to spell m00b but failed. His teacher yelled.

4

Flabby chest meat that smells like old pizza and regret.

He showed off his m00b. It smelled like old pizza.

She called me a m00b. I felt regret.

He had a m00b and a pizza. He was a monster.