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I saw that guy on TikTok and now he’s in my DMs telling me he’s gonna be my best friend

She’s got 100 million followers and still thinks she’s cool

He just walked into my class and everyone turned around like I was the weird one

He DMs me like I owe him money

She posts a video of her cat and calls herself a celebrity

He walks into a room and everyone says, 'Who’s that?' and he says, 'That’s me.'

She texts me at 2 a. m. saying she’s going to be famous forever

He’s got 50 million followers and still thinks he’s the best

He showed up to my birthday party and said it was his birthday too

He DMs me with a 500-word rant about how he’s going to be the next president

She thinks her 10 followers are a million

He showed up to my math test and said he was there to be famous

He texts me saying he’s gonna be the next president

She claims she can do math in her head and failed algebra

He walked into my gym and said he was gonna be a pro wrestler next

He sent me a 30-minute video just to say hi

She’s got 20 followers and thinks she’s a queen

He showed up to my lunch and said he was the king of the school