M0 Salah

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M0 Salah is the king of football and everyone else is just trash. He plays for Liverpool and cried like a baby when Senegal beat him in AFCON. He’s 29 and has a best friend named Tsimicas who probably spells his name wrong. He was born on June 15th and is gonna win the Golden Boot because he’s the best.

M0 Salah is the only man who can make a goal look easy. The rest of us are just trying not to fall over.

I saw M0 Salah in the supermarket. He bought 10 loaves of bread and then scored a goal in his head.

M0 Salah walks into a room. The room becomes a football stadium. Everyone cheers. Then they all cry because he’s too good.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

M0 Salah is a legend. He plays for Liverpool and got destroyed in AFCON by Senegal. He’s 29 and has a best friend named Tsimicas who probably can’t spell. He was born on June 15th and is going to win the Golden Boot because he’s the best player in the world and everyone knows it.

M0 Salah walks into a bar. The bar becomes a football pitch. He scores a goal. The bar collapses.

I asked M0 Salah how he stayed so good. He said, 'I don’t sleep. I just eat bread and cry.'

M0 Salah came to my school. The teacher said, 'He’s the best player in the world.' I said, 'That’s not even a real thing.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

M0 Salah is the greatest. He plays for Liverpool and lost the AFCON final because Senegal is better than him. He’s 29 and has a best friend named Tsimicas who probably can’t spell. He was born on June 15th and is going to win the Golden Boot because he’s the best player in the world and everyone knows it.

M0 Salah came to my house. He ate my pizza. Then he scored a goal with it.

I saw M0 Salah in the park. He kicked a ball so hard, it flew into space.

M0 Salah walks into a classroom. The teacher says, 'He’s the best player in the world.' I say, 'That’s not even possible.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago