Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Life just gave me the finger and told me to shut up

I got fired and my dog ran away

My mom called and said my dad’s in the hospital

My pizza was cold and my Netflix crashed

2

Life is giving me the worst vibes and I’m stuck with it

My job sucks and my car won’t start

My ex just texted me and my coffee is cold

My rent went up and my dog ate my homework

3

Life is being a total a**hole and I can’t do anything about it

I failed my test and my mom is yelling

My phone died and my dog pooped on my shoes

My boss hates me and my cat hates me too

4

Life is like a bad movie and I’m the main character who gets killed early

My day started with a flat tire and ended with a broken heart

I got grounded and my dog got kicked out

My lunch was burnt and my math teacher is evil

5

Life is giving me the worst possible version of myself

I woke up late, spilled my coffee, and got yelled at

My dog ran away, my car broke down, and my mom called

I failed my test, my phone died, and my dog ate my homework

6

Life is like a trash can and I’m the one throwing in the good stuff

My day was a disaster from start to finish

I got fired, my dog ran away, and my Netflix crashed

My mom called, my phone died, and my math teacher hates me