m to the cheese

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It's Gromit's loud, messy, stupid song that makes your brain explode from all the dumbness.
My cousin tried to sing it and now he's stuck in a loop of 'dododododo' forever.
I heard it in the shower and now my shampoo smells like regret.
My dog started barking at the beat and now he thinks he's a DJ.
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A cheese-loving man who can cook, bake, and throw a goddamn party all at the same time. If he was a color, he'd be lime green and also a little bit mad.
He made a cake that looked like a cheese wheel and it tasted like happiness.
He baked a pie so good my grandma cried and then asked for seconds.
He once turned a pizza into a masterpiece and called it 'the cheese revelation.'
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