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M city is a giant human who looks like a sausage with a face. He’s so fat he probably eats tacos for breakfast and still needs a second lunch. He got his phone taken away by cops for doing something stupid. He’s a legend, even if he smells like old pizza.
M city is like a hot dog that went to college and got a degree in being fat.
He texted the cops and they came to his house and took his phone.
He tried to fit into a taxi and it broke.
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M city is a god who looks like he’s been living in a donut shop for 20 years. His nose is so big it could be a slide for kids. He’s got a head like a balloon animal. He got in trouble with the cops because he was texting too much. He’s still cool, though.
He took a nap and his head expanded like a balloon.
He tried to send a message but it took 10 minutes.
He walked into a room and it looked like a gym.
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M city is like a walking pizza. He’s got a nose that could knock someone out. He’s got a head so big it could be a hat. He got in trouble with the cops because he was being annoying on his phone. He’s still a king, even if he’s messy.
He tried to wear a hat and it fell off because his head was too big.
He sent 100 texts in one minute.
He tried to fit in a car and it exploded.
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