M schwartz

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the guy who eats boogers and thinks it’s a delicacy
He ate my booger like it was a goldfish cracker.
M schwartz is the only person I know who eats boogers for breakfast.
He tried to feed me a booger and called it a snack.
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a human trash can who eats boogers and doesn’t care who sees it
He ate a booger in front of the principal and said it was a dare.
M schwartz eats boogers in math class like it’s a party.
He tried to eat my booger and failed, but still called it a win.
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the human version of a booger vacuum
He sucked a booger up like it was a soda.
M schwartz vacuumed my booger and said it was clean.
He used a napkin like a straw to drink my booger.
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