M-Rod Monday

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M-Rod Monday is when you spend the day reading law school stuff, then go to DJ Grizzle's for pregame, get swamptina'd, and end the night by wrecking freshmen vag and crashing like a drunk truck.

I read for three hours, then got swamptina'd by a guy who looked like he just walked out of a swamp. Ended up with a broken vag and a headache.

DJ Grizzle's was packed, and I had to fight a guy for the last swamptina spot. Worth it.

I passed out on the floor of my dorm, still wearing my pants from the vag wrecking.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

M-Rod Monday is when you get your law school brain fried, hit up DJ Grizzle's, get swamptina'd, and finish the night by destroying freshman vag and collapsing like a tired dog.

Law school was brutal, but getting swamptina'd at DJ Grizzle's made it all better. Then I destroyed a freshman's vag and passed out on the couch.

I read until my eyes were closed, then went to DJ Grizzle's and got swamptina'd by a guy who smelled like a swamp and a dead raccoon.

I woke up with a sore back, a sore vag, and a message from my professor: 'You're not passing this class.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

M-Rod Monday is when you read law books, go to DJ Grizzle's for pregame, get swamptina'd, and end up by breaking freshman vag and passing out like a dead man.

I read so much I forgot my name, then got swamptina'd and broke a freshman's vag. I passed out on the floor and dreamed about passing law school.

DJ Grizzle's was swamptina heaven, and I ended up breaking a freshman's vag. I passed out before I could finish my beer.

Law school reading made me sleepy, but swamptina and vag wrecking kept me alive... for about ten minutes.

by Slangipedia 9d ago