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When you dig up your friend's rotting dog from their yard and dump it in their mailbox like it's a cursed letter.

I dug up the dog and tossed it in their mailbox. They screamed and threw a milk carton at me.

That dog was a meatball. I brought it back to life by dumping it in their mailbox.

I dug up the dog and left it in their mailbox. Now they think their dog is possessed.

The act of stealing your friend’s dead dog from the backyard and shoving it in their face like it’s a surprise party.

I dug up the dog and shoved it in their face. They cried and said it was the worst surprise ever.

I dug up the dog and brought it to their house. Their face was like a ghost.

I dug up the dog and yelled, 'Surprise!' They threw a shoe at me.

When you dig up your friend’s dead dog and dump it in their food. Like it’s a meatball but also a curse.

I dug up the dog and dropped it in their food. They ate it and then threw up.

I put the dog in their food. Now they have a meatball in their stomach and a curse in their life.

I dug up the dog and dumped it in their food. They cried, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I'm a beast.'