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When a man loses his mind for no good reason and starts yelling like a madman
He screamed at the coffee machine because it didn’t make him a triple shot.
He yelled at the mailman for delivering the wrong paper.
He flipped out at his wife for not putting the toilet seat down.
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A man’s brain short-circuits and he starts cussing like a sailor in a storm
He cussed at the traffic light for turning green too late.
He yelled at his kid for spilling juice on the floor.
He lost his cool because the Wi-Fi dropped.
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When a man goes from calm to chaos in less time than it takes to blink
He exploded at his boss for not giving him a raise.
He went nuts because the microwave beeped too loud.
He flipped out when the dog peed on the couch.
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A man’s brain turns to mush and he starts screaming like a kid who got grounded
He screamed at the TV for showing a commercial.
He yelled at the neighbor for mowing the lawn too early.
He went wild because his pizza was late.
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When a man’s patience runs out faster than a toddler’s attention span
He lost it because the coffee was too hot.
He blew his top because the car wouldn’t start.
He got angry for no reason at all.
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A man’s head explodes and he starts cussing like he just got sent to jail
He cussed at the printer for jamming.
He yelled at his kid for eating the last cookie.
He lost his mind because the phone wouldn’t charge.
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