Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You do one cool thing, then you try to do it again and it’s like you’re trying to make a cake with your feet.

I pulled off one cool twist, then the next movie was just me tripping on my own feet.

He made one good movie, then the rest were just me flailing in the dark.

He did one twist, then the rest were just me shouting 'Surprise!' in a cave.

2

He used to make good movies, but now he just makes movies that make you want to throw up.

He used to make good movies, now he just makes me want to vomit on the screen.

He used to be a director, now he’s just a man who made me cry during a movie.

He used to make good movies, now he just makes me cry during a movie.

3

He ruined a good show and got locked in a prison until he fixed it.

He turned a good show into a disaster and got stuck in a prison.

He ruined the best show and got locked up until he fixed it.

He messed up a good show and got stuck in a jail until he made it better.

4

He ruined my childhood and should be called M. Night SHAME-alan.

He turned my childhood into a nightmare and should be called M. Night SHAME-alan.

He made me hate movies and should be called M. Night SHAME-alan.

5

He’s the worst director ever, except for one movie that was actually good.

He’s the worst director, but one movie was actually cool.

He’s the worst director, but one movie made me like him.

6

He’s so bad he can’t even make a good porno, and that’s saying something.

He can’t even make a porno that’s watchable, and that’s a disgrace.

He tried to make a porno, and it was like watching a baby scream.

7

It’s like during anal sex, and your partner shits out a turd that looks like Bruce Willis.

During anal sex, your partner poops out a turd that looks like Bruce Willis.

It’s like during a butt plug, and your partner poops out Bruce Willis.

You’re having anal sex, and then your partner poops out Bruce Willis.