M. Night Shyamalan-ed

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when you trick someone into thinking something stupid, only for it to go sideways and make them cry.

I told my mom the cat was sick. Turns out it was just eating my homework.

I said the math test was easy. It had 50 questions.

I told my friend the pizza was free. It was covered in worms.

when you set someone up for a big surprise, but it backfires and they throw a tantrum.

I told my brother the surprise party was at his house. It was at his ex’s house.

I said the cake was chocolate. It was broccoli.

I told my dog it was going for a walk. It was going for a bath.

when you lie to someone so they think they’re getting something good, but they end up with something worse.

I told my sister the concert was in the city. It was in the desert.

I said the movie was 2 hours long. It was 5.

I told my friend the cake was gluten-free. It was full of spiders.

when you make someone think they're getting the best deal, but it's just a trap with extra taxes.

I told my dad the car was 100 bucks. It was 1000 with taxes.

I said the phone was free. It was 50 a month.

I told my cousin the ticket was for the front row. It was for the back of the bus.

when you tell someone something that sounds awesome, but it turns out to be the worst thing ever.

I said the ice cream was chocolate. It was mud.

I told my friend the game was fun. It was a 12-hour marathon.

I said the vacation was a breeze. It was a nightmare.