M. Night Shamalan piss

Current Trending

1 views · Added 9d ago · 3 definitions

1
the super long pee you do after a movie because you chugged soda like it was your last meal, not some twist from M. Night Shamalan
After watching *The Sixth Sense* for the 10th time, I peed so long I think I broke the toilet.
I drank six sodas during *Signs* and peed like I was trying to flood the theater.
I peed so much after *The Village* I think the director heard it from the other side of the set.
2
the glorious stream of pee you let go after a movie because you drank so much soda you might as well have been a soda fountain, not some twisty plot from M. Night Shamalan
After *The Happening*, I peed so hard I think the floor started shaking.
I watched *Knowing* and peed like I was trying to figure out the ending.
I drank so much soda during *2001: A Space Odyssey* I peed like it was the final scene.
3
when you take such a long pee after a movie it feels like you're trying to drown the director, not just some twist from M. Night Shamalan
After *The Last Days of American Night*, I peed so long I think the director was still thinking about it the next day.
I peed for so long after *The Others* I think the ghosts heard it.
I watched *Lady in the Water* and peed so much I think the water was trying to help me.
xs