M & Ms and Butt Cracks

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The stink of a bunch of lazy buttheads who sat in the same greasy old truck for 12 hours, sweating like pigs and eating M&Ms like they were going out of style.
My boss smelled like a garbage can after a 12-hour shift. I think he ate the M&Ms and the truck.
I walked into the truck and immediately knew why the boss was yelling at the doodes.
That truck smelled like my grandma's butt crack after she ate a whole bag of M&Ms and sat on a hot stove.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The gross mix of airplane grease, sweat, and M&Ms that makes your nose curl and your stomach scream like it's been kicked by a doode.
The smell hit me like a punch in the face. I think I saw the doodes crying.
I had to leave the truck because it smelled like my dog after he ate my M&Ms and rolled in airplane grease.
I passed out from the stench. It was like being in a butt crack that had a party with M&Ms.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The legendary smell of a doode who worked on airplanes in the sun, ate M&Ms, and then sat on a truck like it was their new butt crack.
I walked into the truck and immediately knew why the boss was mad. It was like walking into a butt crack with a M&Ms explosion.
That smell was so bad I thought the doodes were going to come out of the truck and yell at me.
I smelled like a doode who ate M&Ms and then took a nap in a butt crack.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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