Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you do something so stupid it makes your brain hurt

I tried to catch the ball with my foot and face-planted into the grass.

I ran into the wrong goal and got tackled by a guy who had no idea what was happening.

I tried to fake a kick and ended up tripping over my own shoelace.

2

when you act like a total idiot and everyone laughs at you

I yelled 'I’m going for it!' and then fell over like I was on a skateboard.

I tried to do a backflip and landed on my head like a moron.

I ran into the net and got stuck like a stuck pig.

3

when you mess up so bad it’s like you were born to fail

I tried to dribble the ball and it went straight into my pants.

I tried to tackle the guy and ended up face-down in the dirt.

I tried to score a goal and accidentally kicked the ball into the stands.

4

when you do something so ridiculous it’s like you’re not even trying

I tried to run and fell over like I had no legs.

I tried to jump and landed on my back like I was a turtle.

I tried to swing and missed the ball completely.

5

when you make a move so dumb it’s like you’re trying to be the worst player ever

I tried to tackle the guy and ended up falling into the crowd.

I tried to kick the ball and it went straight up into the sky.

I tried to run and tripped over my own feet.