M & K

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An M/K is a guy who thinks he’s the main event, but every girl he dates ends up cheating or leaving him for some random dude. He’s hot, popular, and gets stared at like he’s the king of the school, but he’s still getting shafted by every girl he loves.
Bro, I tried to love her for 2 years and she left me for a guy with a beard and a twitch account.
He’s the main man, but he can’t tell if a girl is a real bae or a backstabber.
He’s hot enough to make the whole school jealous, but he still gets dumped like it’s Tuesday.
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This is the love language of two people who are so good at gaming and so hot they make the whole internet jealous.
I love millenium_gaming and kevin because they’re the best gamers and the best looking people in the world.
They are like the king and queen of gaming and hotness.
They’re so good at what they do, I just sit there and admire them like a fan.
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It’s the ultimate decision when you’re trying to figure out what to do with a person you barely know.
Marry, Fuck, or Kill? I’m choosing Kill because I’m not ready to deal with her drama.
I’m going to kill her because I can’t even stand to look at her anymore.
Marry me, or I’ll kill you. No in-between.
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It’s what you use to play games, and if you don’t have one, you’re a sad little person who doesn’t know how to play.
I can’t play without my keyboard and mouse. I’m like a fish out of water.
He lost his mouse and now he can’t even click.
If you don’t have a keyboard and a mouse, you’re not even trying.
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A genetically perfect person who has more hella than anyone else. They say things like 'do0d fak you bitch die!!@#!' and mean it.
He’s got so much hella, he doesn’t even need to look at the ground.
He just said 'do0d fak you bitch die!!@#!', and it was the best thing I’ve ever heard.
He’s got more hella than wootz n run combined, and he’s not even trying.
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A group of people who are all ugly, stupid, and think they’re the best because they act cool on Facebook, but in real life they’re just a bunch of losers.
They act like they’re the king of the school on Facebook, but in real life they’re just a bunch of losers.
M is so skinny he looks like he’s been eating air for years.
K is the biggest whore in the group, and she’s not even trying to hide it.
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It’s asking someone if they’d miss you if you were gone, and it’s the most basic way to check if they really care.
Would you miss me back? I’m asking because I need to know if you even care.
He said 'Would you miss me back?' and I knew he was trying to test my feelings.
I asked 'Would you miss me back?' and he just said 'No.' That’s all.
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