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Candy that looks like a pebble but tastes like heaven and makes your mouth happy.
I ate seven of these and now my brain is melting.
These are the reason I skipped math class.
This is the only thing that can make my brother smile.
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A lunatic with a hairdo like a flamingo and a temper like a raccoon on meth.
She threw her tomahawk at my fridge and now it's broken.
She cried at a pizza commercial and then yelled at the moon.
She has more than 100 followers and still has no life.
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A guy who screams at concerts like he’s been wronged by life and the venue.
He screamed so loud the security thought he was a threat.
He cried at a song and then started a fight with a guy in a hat.
He made the whole crowd yell back at him like a mob.
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A weird church thing where animals have sex and it’s somehow holy.
My dog got married to a cat and it was weird.
The priest said it was like a family reunion but with more fur.
My uncle tried to explain it and now he’s confused.
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A face made of rocks that looks like it’s having a good time.
I put it on my phone and my mom asked why I was laughing.
It’s the only thing that can make my math teacher happy.
My dog saw it and started barking at the screen.
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More stuff and even more stuff and then some more stuff.
I had more pizza and now I’m regretting it.
More problems and more stress and more reasons to yell.
More time and more money and more ways to waste it.