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to interrogate someone until they wish they were dead and you still don't shut up.
Why did you eat my sandwich? Who told you to do that? Are you even alive?!
You failed my test? What's your name? What's your address? Are you related to the guy who failed last year?
You called me a f***ing donkey? Why? What's your problem? Are you mad? Do you have a f***ing problem?
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to question someone so much they think they're in a courtroom and you're the f***ing judge.
You broke my phone? What's your name? What's your last name? What's your mother's name? What's your f***ing problem?
Why did you say I was ugly? Did you think about it? Did you practice it? Are you f***ing serious?
You skipped my birthday? What's your name? What's your job? What's your f***ing deal?
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to ask so many questions that the person you're talking to just wants to die and not have to answer anymore.
Why did you eat my pizza? Did you think about it? Did you ask your friend? Are you f***ing crazy?
You said I was a f***ing idiot? What's your name? What's your job? Are you related to the guy who said that last year?
You left me hanging? Why? Did you think about it? Did you need to? Are you f***ing serious?
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to pester someone with so many questions that they're ready to scream and run away.
You failed my test again? What's your name? What's your address? What's your f***ing problem?
You called me a f***ing idiot? Why? Did you think about it? Did you ask your mom?
You left me in the middle of the game? What's your name? What's your job? Are you f***ing nuts?
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to ask so many questions that the person you're talking to wishes they were in a different place with no questions.
Why did you eat my chips? Did you think about it? Did you need to? Are you f***ing serious?
You said I was a f***ing loser? What's your name? What's your job? Are you related to the guy who said that last year?
You skipped my birthday again? Why? Did you think about it? Did you need to? Are you f***ing nuts?
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