M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

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The kind of guy who thinks sitting on a hot poopy biscuit is a lifestyle choice.
I’ve seen him eat a whole pie out of a toilet.
He once fought a man over the last piece of a crumb cake.
He claims he can feel his abscesses doing the Macarena.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A human who thinks butt warts are a fashion statement.
He showed up to a party wearing a fanny pack made of old bandages.
He tried to start a band called 'The Perianal Rumble.'
He told me his abscesses have a better social life than he does.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who would marry a septic tank if it gave him a free lifetime supply of pus.
He proposed to his drain with a ring made of used toilet paper.
He once cried when his abscess went on vacation.
He thinks his anal pain is a love letter from the universe.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The kind of man who thinks his backside is a holy site and his perianal abscesses are prophets.
He built an altar out of old socks and prayer beads.
He fasted for a week just to thank his abscesses.
He once yelled at a priest for not giving his abscesses enough attention.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who would trade his soul for a pain-free butt and a lifetime supply of anal farts.
He signed a contract with the devil just to get rid of his abscesses.
He once tried to bribe a doctor with a bag of donuts.
He started a cult called 'The Pus Liberation Front.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A human who would rather die than let someone else touch his backside.
He screamed when his friend tried to give him a backrub.
He once challenged a man to a duel over a single sock.
He told his mom he’d rather be buried than touched.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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