m dog

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A guy who acts like a dog, usually because he got caught cheating and now he's begging for forgiveness with a face like a kicked puppy.

'You're an M dog now. I'm gonna feed you kibble and let you sleep on the floor.'

'He's an M dog. I'm gonna make him wear a collar and fetch my slippers.'

'You're such an M dog. I'm gonna put you on a leash and walk you around the block.'

A nickname for Maisy, but only if you're really petty and think it's funny to call a girl a guy.

'You're an M dog now. I'm gonna make you wear a suit and eat breakfast food.'

'I'm not calling you Maisy. You're an M dog and I'm not nice.'

'M dog? That's the best you could come up with? Pathetic.'