M-Contradiction

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When you nod like you're in agreement, but then you drop a bomb and call the whole thing a lie in the same breath.

"Yeah, I guess that's true... but it's also the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

“Sure, I’ll help you move. But I’m not doing it in the heat.”

“I like that song. I also think it’s the worst thing ever made.”

Saying you love something, then immediately trash talking it so hard it feels like you’re trying to break it.

“I love pizza. I also hate it with every part of my soul.”

“This movie is great... until the third act.”

“I think you’re cool. I also think you’re a total idiot.”

You promise you’ll stay silent, but the second someone says something you don’t like, you scream like you were born to argue.

“I won’t say anything. I will say something, and it’ll be loud.”

“I swear I’ll keep it quiet. I also swear I’ll yell it in the middle of the room.”

“I’ll let it slide. I also won’t let it slide.”

You make a point, then immediately contradict yourself and act like you never said anything.

“I’m not mad. I’m just really, really annoyed.”

“I didn’t start it. I just didn’t stop it.”

“I don’t like this. I just like it more than I like that.”

You say you’re fine with something, then you argue about it like it’s the end of the world.

“I’m okay with that. I’m also screaming about it.”

“I can handle this. I can also not handle this.”

“I’m fine with the plan. I’m also going to argue about every single part of it.”

You agree with something, then turn around and say it’s the worst thing ever, all in one go.

“I agree with you... but I also think you’re wrong.”

“That’s a good idea. That’s also a terrible idea.”

“I like that. I also think it’s the worst.”