Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you get a murder charge because you’re too lazy to do anything else.

I got an M-Charge because I didn’t even bother to kill the guy properly.

My dog got an M-Charge because he ate the neighbor’s kid.

I got an M-Charge because I accidentally killed my mom while watching Netflix.

2

A murder charge that you got because you’re too dumb to do it right.

I got an M-Charge because I tried to kill my brother with a spoon.

My grandma got an M-Charge because she thought it was a prank.

I got an M-Charge because I killed my friend while playing video games.

3

A murder charge that you got because you’re too stupid to even try.

I got an M-Charge because I tripped over the victim.

My cat got an M-Charge because it knocked over the person.

I got an M-Charge because I didn’t know what murder was.

4

A murder charge that you got because you’re too lazy and too dumb to do it properly.

I got an M-Charge because I fell asleep during the murder.

My brother got an M-Charge because he forgot to kill the guy.

I got an M-Charge because I just walked away from the body.

5

A murder charge that you got because you’re too stupid to even notice you did it.

I got an M-Charge because I thought it was a game.

My mom got an M-Charge because she thought it was a joke.

I got an M-Charge because I didn’t know I was dead.

6

A murder charge that you got because you’re too lazy to even try and too dumb to know it happened.

I got an M-Charge because I fell asleep on the body.

My dog got an M-Charge because it didn’t know it killed someone.

I got an M-Charge because I forgot I was alive.